The Talking Dog

[trayi52]

Another good laugh!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks again!!!!!!!!!

Willie

[mike001]

Too funny...lol...

[sparks19]

HAHAHAHAHA that reminds me of another joke.

A guy takes a trip to the desert and sees a man walking a Camel, a dog, and a sheep.

he walks up to the man and says "hello" and asks if the man would mind if he talks to his camel.

The man says "Camel doesn't talk"

But the guy tries anyway. he says to the camel "so how do you like it here in the desert?" the camel replies "Meh it's not bad but it gets a little hot sometimes." The owner of the camel is astounded. the guy goes on and says tot he camel "How does your owner treat you?" The camel says "I can't complain... he brushes me everyday... he feeds me everyday.... and gives me water when I need it. Overall he is a pretty good guy."

The guy then asks if he may talk to the dog. The man is in complete shock but still says "dog doesn't talk."

The guy tries anyway. he asks the dog the same question "How do you like your owner?" the dog replies "I can't complain... he plays fetch with me everyday... takes me for walks... rubs my belly... and feeds me good food. Overall he is a pretty good guy."

Now the man is in absolute shock as his animals have never spoken before. he can't believe this guy has come out of no where and carried on a conversation with his camel and his dog.

The guy then asks "do you mind if I speak with your sheep?"

The man nervously looks around and says "UH..... NO you can't..... Sheep is a Liar."

[wombat2u2004]

HAHAHAHAHA that reminds me of another joke.

A guy takes a trip to the desert and sees a man walking a Camel, a dog, and a sheep.

he walks up to the man and says "hello" and asks if the man would mind if he talks to his camel.

The man says "Camel doesn't talk"

But the guy tries anyway. he says to the camel "so how do you like it here in the desert?" the camel replies "Meh it's not bad but it gets a little hot sometimes." The owner of the camel is astounded. the guy goes on and says tot he camel "How does your owner treat you?" The camel says "I can't complain... he brushes me everyday... he feeds me everyday.... and gives me water when I need it. Overall he is a pretty good guy."

The guy then asks if he may talk to the dog. The man is in complete shock but still says "dog doesn't talk."

The guy tries anyway. he asks the dog the same question "How do you like your owner?" the dog replies "I can't complain... he plays fetch with me everyday... takes me for walks... rubs my belly... and feeds me good food. Overall he is a pretty good guy."

Now the man is in absolute shock as his animals have never spoken before. he can't believe this guy has come out of no where and carried on a conversation with his camel and his dog.

The guy then asks "do you mind if I speak with your sheep?"

The man nervously looks around and says "UH..... NO you can't..... Sheep is a Liar."

Hehehehehe........that is very good. But you know, if animals could talk, and this scene was set in the middle east, then this would probably be a true story....lol.
Wom

[sparks19]

Hehehehehe........that is very good. But you know, if animals could talk, and this scene was set in the middle east, then this would probably be a true story....lol.
Wom

Or the deep south LOL

"If you think silence of the lambs is what happens when larry goes out to the barn... you might be a redneck" LOL

[wombat2u2004]

Or the deep south LOL

"If you think silence of the lambs is what happens when larry goes out to the barn... you might be a redneck" LOL

Hehehehehe......and he was heard singing "I love ewe in the springtime".
Heehee
Wom

[sparks19]

Hehehehehe......and he was heard singing "I love ewe in the springtime".
Heehee
Wom

HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA