Quote Originally Posted by Edwina's Secretary

And really... a hospital is not the place to go if you are expecting restful peace and quiet!
Try getting a good night's sleep in one of those places...
Oooooh, How TRUE!

* Midnite:Thirty ... (SOUND asleep) ... <snaps on ALL Lights> ...
"Hey Bub! Here, take your sleepie pill!" <gulp>
She leaves - with the LIGHTS Burning BRIGHTLY!

* Oh:dark:Thirty in the AM ... A Doc and his "Assistant" <stomp> into the room ...
<snap> and EVERY light in the room comes on - both beds!
LOUD Babbling between the two of them - about the last patient they woke up ...
"Assistant" <grabs> MY wrist for a pulse ...
"Doc" looks at the chart on the bed ... "Oooopsie - wrong patient!"
They adjourn to the window bed ... and start molesting my roomie.

Their "discussion" could have been heard out at the nurses station!
THEN the cell >>RINGS<< ... for an eternity ... Dippy Assistant answers hers ...
"Herrow ... Herrow ... Herrow ..." - while the darn thing CONTINUES to >>RING<<!
"Doctor, I think that might be YOUR phone ..."

He got it answered on about the TENTH ring!
He didn't need the phone - whoever he was SHOUTING AT could have just
opened their window and heard him fine!
Then they left ... leaving ALL our lights burning brightly!

* Then there were the 6:00 AM Wake-Ups to "get ready" for a test that wasn't
scheduled to start till 9:00 AM.

And they *b!tched* about me yappin on the cell dinger!