Wow... yet another reconformation of how stupid some people are.

"I especially do not like it when she wants to be petted!"

I hope her dog is saying:
"I especially don't like it when my human breaths... I wish she would just stop breathing already!!"

As far as holding you back from slapping her... honey, I won't be the one to hold you back! H*ll, I'd join you in the slap-fest!!