Thursday #203 - St. Patrick's Day Celebration!

[lvpets2002]

Hear you all go A Green Bear.. I think Mario may have a new play mate here..

[catland]

top of the morning, or afternoon, or what ever the heck time it is.

I'll take something green - no Mario, stay out of the lost and found.

[cyber-sibes]

Top o' the morning to you too! And a Happy St. Patty's Day. Ah, he's me patron saint! God Bless the Irish & us Irish wanna-be's!
I'll pass on the green beer (gag), but the corned beef & potatoes sound good!
I brought a whole stack of CD's of Irish & Celtic bands...
Who's the green leprechaun in the corner? Is that Mario?

[wombat2u2004]

The Golfer
An American golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive into the woods.
Looking for his ball, he found a Leprechaun flat on his back, a big bump on
his head and the golfer's ball beside him. Horrified, the golfer got his
water bottle from the cart and poured it over the little guy, reviving him.

"Arrgh! What happened?" the Leprechaun asked.

"I'm afraid I hit you with my golf ball," the golfer says.
"
Oh, I see. Well, ye got me fair and square. Ye get three wishes, so
whaddya want?"
"
Thank God, you're all right!" the golfer answers in relief. "I don't want
anything, I'm just glad you're OK, and I apologize." And he walks off.

"What a nice guy," the Leprechaun says to himself. "I have to do
something for him. I'll give him the three things I would want... a great
golf game, all the money he ever needs, and a fantastic sex life."

A year goes by (as it does in stories like this) and the American golfer is
back. On the same hole, he again hits a bad drive into the woods and the
Leprechaun is there waiting for him.

"Twas me that made ye hit the ball here," the little guy says. "I just want
to ask ye, how's yer golf game?"

"My game is fantastic!" the golfer answers. I"'m an internationally famous
golfer now." He adds, "By the way, it's good to see you're all right."

"Oh, I'm fine now, thankye. I did that fer yer golf game, you know. And
tell me, how's yer money situation?"

"Why, it's just wonderful!" the golfer states. "When I need cash, I just
reach in my pocket and pull out $100.00 bills I didn't even know were
there!"

"I did that fer ye also. And tell me, how's yer sex life?"

The golfer blushes, turns his head away in embarrassment, and says shyly,

"It's OK."

"C'mon, c'mon now," urged the Leprechaun , "I'm wanting to know if I did a
good job. How many times a week?"

Blushing even more, the golfer looks around then whispers, "Once, sometimes
twice a week."

"What??" responds the Leprechaun in shock. "That's all? Only once or twice
a week?"

"'Well,says the golfer, "I figure that's not bad for a Catholic priest, in a
small parish."

[slick]

Dear Lord, this is just how I look and feel this morning. I need a real kickstart. Do these boots fit anyone????

The weather here today could make the perkiest of perks want to stay in bed. It's absolutely miserable....dark, rainy and very depressing. Why oh why do I have to go to work???

One ice cold green beer for me please.

[RedHedd]

Aw, Slick. I really feel for ya and the rest of the nation back East having all that cold rain and snow and stuff. UGH! It's sunny and headed up to the 80's here We're in flip-flops and tank tops.

At our St. Patty's day celebration at work yesterday we had green 7-up. It was fun but it turned our tongues green

Back for work for me -- I'll take a cuppa Joe to go .....

[gini]

Hello everybody - hmmm, everyone looks a little fuzzy this morning. What have you all been drinking?

I made it a policy years ago, to never, ever drink anything green - and that also goes for blue.

But then again - there is a margarita - what color would you call those?

I wonder if St. Patrick ever had a margarita? I bet he would have loved them.

I would like to celebrate the end of a very long week - with a LARGE pitcher of margaritas.

I brought some fresh hot french rolls to use for the corned beef to make sandwiches. Help yourselves.

[RedHedd]

Gini - I just noticed the peeps are multiplying in your signature! What are you feeding them?

[gini]

Gini - I just noticed the peeps are multiplying in your signature! What are you feeding them?

Food coloring

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Dear Lord, this is just how I look and feel this morning. I need a real kickstart. Do these boots fit anyone????

The weather here today could make the perkiest of perks want to stay in bed. It's absolutely miserable....dark, rainy and very depressing. Why oh why do I have to go to work???

One ice cold green beer for me please.

Ok, Slick!!! Where did you get my picture???

A cherry vanilla coke for me, please? And no, please don't put green food coloring in it, Mario!!!

[Killearn Kitties]

Happy to join you in a naturally coloured margarita Gini! Sounds good. I mean there's green and there's GREEN!

I'm more than happy with food that should be green - brussel sprouts, runner beans, spinach - but beer, whisky, or corn beef were simply not meant to be green.

[Lady's Human]

Will a little Haddock settle down our flouncing scot?

[Killearn Kitties]

Oh you are just so thoughtful! It's OK thanks, I have already eaten. Just a small margarita will do.

[Lady's Human]

one Margaritalet on the way!

While I'm here, I'm going to have an Irish.....

Ruh roh, time for a trip out, we're getting low!