Thursday #202-Bring your own dish

[gini]

MOFF ARE YOU STIRRING UP TROUBLE AGAIN MY TUMMY IS STARTING TO HURT!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

MOFF ARE YOU STIRRING UP TROUBLE AGAIN MY TUMMY IS STARTING TO HURT!

Well, no wonder it hurts!!!!
Looks like you are eating all the colors of peeps at one time!!! The colors are probably fighting in your tummy!!! I must say, you do look colorful though!!!

[RedHedd]

MOFF ARE YOU STIRRING UP TROUBLE AGAIN MY TUMMY IS STARTING TO HURT!

and now they have sugar-free peeps! So we won't get quite as round .....

Peep Peep Peep Peep Peep Peep Peep Peep

[lizbud]

Anyone think this will put the bar tender out of work here? A fridge that
throws you a beer.

http://abcnews.go.com/Video/playerIndex?id=2935282

[gini]

Anyone think this will put the bar tender out of work here? A fridge that
throws you a beer.

http://abcnews.go.com/Video/playerIndex?id=2935282

No, but now the little wife can get a divorce guilt free - knowing her ex
will be well taken care of during those long games

Sorry, it is just the first thing that came to my crazy mind.

[davidpizzica]

It might! Please don't show it to RICHARD!!

[Lady's Human]

Sugar free Peeps?
THAT is an abomination!!!!

Destroy them!

Impostors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[slick]

Oh my, just look at Mz Gini. She's lying on the floor groaning and clutching her tummy. Must have been all of those peeps!!!! That'll teach ya, Gini. All those little peeps just calling your name....no need to answer all of them at once.

I need a tall BM please. Word has it that there is another shakeup happening at work here. I just hope I'm not on the "hit" list.

Did I tell you guys there is a salt water aquarium in my office? I share an office with my assistant and he set it up. Right now there are only two hermit crabs named Bert and Ernie. Fishies will be coming later when the water is just right. I can hardly wait.

[Lilith Cherry]

Okay here is my Joke... I brought another cheesecake too; this trime it is strawberry with a dark chocolate base .. mmmm ( and yes the ginger drink is my invention and uses the syrup from the ginger jar.)

Be prepared to laugh.......................


Next time you have a bad day at work...think of this guy. Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs.

Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to The X103.2

on your FM dial in Ft Wayne IN, who was sponsoring a "worst job experience" contest.

Needless to say, it won.



Hi Sue,

Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all.

Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the
bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wetsuit. This time of year the water is quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose,which is taped to the air hose.

Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several times with no complaints. What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wetsuit. This floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi.

Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a few seconds my butt started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened. The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit. Now since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick to it. However, the crack of my butt was not as fortunate.

When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into my butt. I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with 5 other divers, were all laughing hysterically.

Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make 3 agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling 35 minutes before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression.

When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber.

The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop for 2 days because my butt hole was swollen shut. So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt.

Now repeat to yourself, "I love my job, I love my job, I love my job..."