A woman President

[Grace]

I just don't want to vote for someone just because they are a woman and we have seen what men do so let's give a woman a chance.... to me that is a scary way to guage your vote.

I vote for the candidate that has ideas and goals that I believe in. I don't vote for a particular party, I don't vote for the best looking candidate and I certainly won't vote for someone just because they are a woman....

Exactly how I do it. I've never voted a straight party ticket in my life. I like to say that the art of ticket splitting was taught in kindergarten when I was growing up.

[Edwina's Secretary]

Anybody remember when George I picked the incredibly unqualifed Dan Quayle for his running mate because he was good looking and resembled Robert Redford? Figured that would get the female vote.

But then...no one has ever gone broke underestimating the gullibility of the American public! Especially if your last name is Bush!

[Sophist]

He got into office, didn't he?


Sophist wanders away from her keyboard to stare dreamily at the life-size cardboard cut-out of Danny Quayle she keeps in her bedroom.




Ugh.... //shudders.

[Edwina's Secretary]

He got into office, didn't he?

Yes.....and no....

[Sophist]

Yes.....and no....

We were talking about Daddy Bush, not Dubya. He did indeed get elected.

[Edwina's Secretary]

We were talking about Daddy Bush, not Dubya. He did indeed get elected.

Elected (that's the "yes")...lost his run for reelection (that's the "no"...)

[sparks19]

But then...no one has ever gone broke underestimating the gullibility of the American public! !

YA just look at Hollywood