I Think
There's 3 women at this bar. A blonde, a brunette and a red head.
They walk into the women's bathroom. On the mirror, in small
print, a note says, " If you say something honest about yourself,
you will be rewarded." "And if you lie, you will vanish forever."

The brunette says, " I think have the most beautiful head of hair."
Poof She vanishes forever.

The red head says, " I think I have the most beautiful body."
Poof She vanishes forever.

The blonde says, " I think.." Poof.