YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF:

Your nicest towels say, "Property of Motel 6".

The photo on your driver's license includes your dog.

Your hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.

Your parakeet knows the phrase "Open up, Police!"

You ever barbecued Spam on the grill.

You sit up all night with a sick dog, but make your wife stay up with a sick kid.

Motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.

People hear your car a long time before they see it.

When you take your trash to the dump and you return home with more stuff than you left with.

You walk your dog & you both use the same tree down on the corner.