Hi Pouncer, When I saw this, I could hardly believe it! How could your Meowmie not feed you and then make you go through all the effort to fend for yourself? This is an absolute outrage! If you want to come to Trenton and stay here, I'll be happy to share all my food with you!

Your friend,
Groucho

PS: Your fursibs can come too, there's enough meow chow for everyone!