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The worst thing about your post is it makes me want a kitten again! Ok, I am done wanting one now. My two 'kittens' (two years old last month) both did and still do the tissue thing. They have graduated to the TP- and 'type' lovely letters for me to find after a long day at work. Tex loves the paper towel rolls- talk about expensive! I set it upright on the floor (ok, the counter, too) and he takes it down in seconds with the back claws flying. He also graduated -to book corners. Doesn't matter whose book it is. I am forced to return library books after hours only! I don't think any of my five upstairs cats have outgrown their love affair with paper..I am sorry to tell you. Perhaps you could go without paper products for 10-15 years?