Let's have fun - Thursdays #201

**animal_rescue** · 02-28-2007, 09:51 PM

New in here and feel free to kick me out if I'm not doing this right. If possible I would love a non-alcoholic chocolate martini please.

**gini** · 02-28-2007, 09:56 PM

Originally Posted by animal_rescue

New in here and feel free to kick me out if I'm not doing this right. If possible I would love a non-alcoholic chocolate martini please.

You are more than welcome here..........but we do have one rule - you must tell one good, clean joke and then you are a full member entitled to all of the benefits of the bar (which are????

)

But to welcome you - here is your non-alcoholic chocolate martini.............
It is Hershey's syrup with soda water and a splash of sweet and sour.

**slick** · 02-28-2007, 10:04 PM

**hics**
Shay, dat Zshombeee wazsh reeel good. **hic**
Mish Gini you make one heck of a drinkypoo......**hic**

I shink I'll jusht take dat sheet ober dere......**oops** shorry Mario...didn't mean to knock you ober.

**plop**

**wombat2u2004** · 02-28-2007, 10:21 PM

Originally Posted by slick

**hics**
Shay, dat Zshombeee wazsh reeel good. **hic**
Mish Gini you make one heck of a drinkypoo......**hic**

I shink I'll jusht take dat sheet ober dere......**oops** shorry Mario...didn't mean to knock you ober.

**plop**

LOLOLOL
Wombat

**animal_rescue** · 02-28-2007, 10:21 PM

Umm ok here goes!

Why did the ghost go to the movies by himself?

.....

Because he didn't have no body!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

**gini** · 02-28-2007, 10:28 PM

Very good joke! You are now a lifetime member.

And Wombat, I would make it for you, but I don't know what a LOLOLOL is.

Aw look at Slick - curled up over there with Mario - and look, he is going through her purse!

**dukedogsmom** · 02-28-2007, 10:50 PM

And now Mario has her lipstick

Mario, it's not nice to draw on people's faces like that.

**wombat2u2004** · 03-01-2007, 06:22 AM

Originally Posted by gini

Very good joke! You are now a lifetime member.

And Wombat, I would make it for you, but I don't know what a LOLOLOL is.

Aw look at Slick - curled up over there with Mario - and look, he is going through her purse!

A joke ??? Awwwww ok then.
An Aussie one.

A Texan was on holidays in Australia, siteseeing from a coach driving through the outback. In his usual loud voice he was commenting on the cattle and sheep that he saw.
"My Garrrrd...they ain't cattle....we got longhorns three times that size, and what ??? You caaaall them sheep ??? We got sheep six times that big."
Just then a kangaroo hopped by the coach, and looking in amazement the Texan said " Whaaaat on earth is thaaaat??"
An Aussie sitting next to him replied " That ??? Don't you know a mouse when you see it ??"

There....can I be a life member now ????
Wombat

**DrKym** · 03-01-2007, 09:34 AM

Wombat you already were!!

I would like an Irish coffee to start the day off...............well Jasper is off today so I may not actually start the day. I may stay in jammies and veg with him all day!!!