One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God:
> > > >> >> "God, I have a problem!"
> > > >> >> "What's the problem, Eve?" asks God.
> > > >> >> "God, I know you created me
> > > >> >> and provided this beautiful garden
> > > >> >> and all of these wonderful animals
> > > >> >> and that hilarious comedic snake,
> > > >> >> but I'm just not happy."
> > > >> >>
> > > >> >> "Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.
> > > >> >>
> > > >> >> "God, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."
> > > >> >>
> > > >> >> "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution.
> > > >> >> I shall create man for you...
> > > >> >> But this man will be a flaw
ed creature,
> > > >> >> with many bad traits.
> > > >> >> He'll lie, cheat, and be vain glorious;
> > > >> >> all in all, he'll give you a hard time.
> > > >> >> But, on the plus side, he'll be bigger,
> > > >> >> faster, and will like to hunt and kill things.
> > > >> >> He will look silly when he's aroused,
> > > >> >> but since you've been complaining,
> > > >> >> I'll create him in such a way
> > > >> >> that he will satisfy your physical needs.
> > > >> >> He will be witless and will revel in childish things
> > > >> >> like fighting and kicking a ball about.
> > > >> >> He won't be too smart,
> > > >> >> so he'll also need your advice to think properly."
> > > >> >>
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gt; > > >> >> "Sounds great," says Eve,
> > > >> >> with an ironically raised eyebrow.
> > > >> >> "What's the catch, God?"
> > > >> >>
> > > >> >> "Well ... you can have him on one condition."
> > > >> >>
> > > >> >> "What's that, God?"
> > > >> >> "As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant,
> > > >> >> and self-admiring...
> > > >> >> So you'll have to let him believe that I made him first.
> > > >> >>
> > > >> >> Just remember, it's our little secret...
> > > >> >>
> > > >> >> You know, woman to woman."
> > > >> >>
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