Water heater went..

[borzoimom]

I have a theory. I believe that all appliances can hear us. Whenever I've been near one -- and made the mistake of talking about money -- the appliance has decided to cross the rainbow bridge.

Once, I was loading the washing machine and telling my husband about a bonus I received at work. It made a horrible squealing sound -- then it growled -- then it crossed the bridge.

So be careful. They are listening!

OHHHHH I GET IT!! You know- you are right. Last weekend we were watching a diy show on water heaters. My husband said he wanted a quick recovery one.. hmmmm.. ( wife plots to tell husband.. roflmbo!)

[kuhio98]

OHHHHH I GET IT!! You know- you are right. Last weekend we were watching a diy show on water heaters. My husband said he wanted a quick recovery one.. hmmmm.. ( wife plots to tell husband.. roflmbo!)

Yup! The old water heater heard and was insulted -- and the rest in history.

Just be careful when and where you tell your husband about this theory. Don't tell him in the car (it listens too). Don't tell him in the phone. Don't e-mail it from your computer. You might want to take him outside. In the middle of no where and whisper it to him. That may be the safest way to ensure nothing else important hears.

Oh dear! I just realized I posted this theory on the internet. If you don't hear from me for a few days, you'll know that my computer "heard" and decided to crash. If the entire internet crashes..... well, surely I can't be held responsible for that. Can I?

[borzoimom]

ROFLMBO!!!!! YES indeed.. I HEAR ya!!!!

Yup! The old water heater heard and was insulted -- and the rest in history.

Just be careful when and where you tell your husband about this theory. Don't tell him in the car (it listens too). Don't tell him in the phone. Don't e-mail it from your computer. You might want to take him outside. In the middle of no where and whisper it to him. That may be the safest way to ensure nothing else important hears.