Embarrassing moments

[Marigold2]

My most embrassing moment happened about six years ago. My friend Fazey and I had gone to high school together and have been friends for over 30 years. I was attending her daughter's graduation party when this happened. Fazey married a dairy farmer and lives in an old farm house in the courtry. The party was mostly held outdoors on picnic tables. I came by myself and I was wearing a blue paintsuit. I was sitting on a picnic table talking to a couple when a woman came over and started to sit down next to me with her plate of food, so being the polite person I am I scooted over. WELL, I now had a ton of splinters in my butt from the picnic table. I jumped up and at first had no idea what to do. Fazey was busy with all the guests, I had a 40 minute drive home, I couldn't sit down because of the splinters. I walked around a bit, trying to decide what to do. Finally our mutual friend arrived, there was Holly, another high school friend. Thank you God. I pulled her aside and told her what happened, she was laughing so hard the tears where rolling down her eyes. We went inside into the only bathroom in this house. I pulled my pants and panties down while Holly found a tweezer and for the next 15 minutes pulled the splinters out of my butt. Needless to say we were laughing so hard and telling jokes and after a bit people where knocking on the door, wondering what was going on in there and needing to use the bathroom. You know you have a good friend when they pull splinters out of your butt, that is all I can say.

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[cassiesmom]

I just realized both of my embarrassing stories involve the washroom...

I went with my best friend to Walt Disney World for her birthday. We go to a nice restaurant for birthday dinner. It's the end of the meal and I go to the ladies' room before we return to the hotel. Some of you might remember broomstick skirts, I had one with a drawstring waist that had little metal beads on it that jingled as I walked. Anyhow, I step out of the washroom with the hem of my skirt (it's a broomstick skirt - all those tiny little pleats - we're talking yards of fabric here) and my slip caught in the elastic waist band of my underwear. I get past maybe 4 or 5 tables when my friend shoves me back into the ladies' room as fast as she can. Unfortunately, everyone at those 4 or 5 tables saw my embarrassing blunder.

It's New Year's Eve, my junior year of college so we are talking mid '80s, big hair and big shoulder pads, 20+ years ago already. I'm with my two best friends at the time, we'd been hanging out at my house playing Monopoly and watching Dick Clark on TV. After midnight we decide to go get a quick drink since it is New Year's Eve, right? We order and I go to the ladies' room. Instead of being marked men/women the doors have those little figure signs on them - now, you have to believe me when I tell you I had not been drinking at all - I start to push open the men's room door by accident and even before I can process what I've done this guy goes, "Uh, honey, you belong on the other side." I was absolutely, 100% sober! My two girlfriends kept an eye out for the guy while I tried to hide my face.

[Cubby'sMom]

Hmmm I've had several mortifying experiences but I think I must have blocked out the worst(as many have mentioned)

I do remember a few though. Last night my family and I went out to se Music and Lyrics and we had a good time and everything.... dun dun dun until we decided to have a nice, normal dinner at Island's. Have any of you ever heard fo those crazy, persnickety customers? That's my mom I had a bad feeling when we went in to the place and I instantly remembered why. Everything was fine for a while until my mom realized her burger wasn't the tiniest bit right. By this time my sister and I were pleading with my dad to get my mom to shut up and cool off. Events lead to events, and soon the mangaer popped up and my sister and I practically died under the table(yes, we were trying to hide, didn't work unfortunately). My mom went off for about 5 minutes and kept repeating the same thing over and over again. Finally the manager was free and I turned to the manager and said sorry in the most horrified voice ever. I'll think of more embarassing moments of course, I have too many, and I'll post them. For now, just hope you don't get my mom as a customer... she has a reputation in several restaurants

[sumbirdy]

Yesterday I was walking into school and I tripped on my pants and fell flat on my face. Everyone was just staring at me. I got a mouth full of grass. And if that wasn't bad enough, I got onto the sidewalk and fell there too. I skinned my knee and ripped my pants ALL THE WAY up one side and on my knee. And my legs weren't shaved so everyone saw hairy legs.

[beeniesmom]

I had a really embarrassing moment today at work .... I can't even write about it...
I have no idea where my brain was.

[caseysmom]

I had a really embarrassing moment today at work .... I can't even write about it...
I have no idea where my brain was.

Ummmm you can't leave us in this kind of suspense! Did you fart, slap a guys butt thinking it was hubby standing there or what????

[slick]

1969
I was in grade 11 - lunch hour
I was very unpopular but this one day I had a new dress on and felt "pretty" for the first time
I went to the bathroom
After washing my hands I checked my dress, and walked out.
I strutted all the way down the hall to my locker
It was then that I suddenly realized that my dress was stuck in my pantyhose at the back.

[Moesha]

Did you fart, slap a guys butt thinking it was hubby standing there or what????

This reminds me of someone else's most embarrassing moment! Many years ago we were visiting a congregation one Sunday morning in another town. As we stood to sing I noticed a teenage girl slap my dad on his bum. I thought it was odd. After the meeting, the young girl's father came up to my dad to apologize to him. It seems that she thought that my dad was her dad! My dad was delivering the Bible discourse that morning. The girl had kept her head down the entire time! My thought has always been, why would she have been slapping her dad in the first place? That's something that I would never have thought of doing to my dad...ever, then or now! LOL

[beeniesmom]

Ummmm you can't leave us in this kind of suspense! Did you fart, slap a guys butt thinking it was hubby standing there or what????

It wasn't like that but very inappropriate... (unintentionally of course).

Kind of long but in the end it all ties toghether.

Part 1:
The day before yesterday. I was looking at my bosses fish tank and made a comment to my boss (man) on how much the fish have grown and that they were big enough to eat. I was kidding of course and that was it. It was early in the morning and my co-worker hadn't gotten to the office yet.

Part 2: The day after (yesterday).
A co-worker and I were talking about embarrassing drs. appointments in general (we were alone in the office) and I remembered an episode in which a FORMER supervisor of mine of a different company was looking for a particular drs. office. He was thinking out loud and said 'I wonder where blabla clinic is'.
I knew where the place he was talking about was so I gave him directions. (It was a place for men to get snipped - don't ask how I know about it. I just did). He didn't know that anyone in the office knew what the place was so he got very red and embarrassed. Anyway, as I was telling this story to my co-worker yesterday my bosses start to walk in (husband and wife team). The husband was still in the hallway when the wife walked in. To not stop talking as soon as they walked in, I continued with my story and proceeded to tell my lady boss what I was talking about. I then presumed that the male boss heard what I said too since the door was open and the walls are so thin. I was already unconfortable to relay what we were talking about... anyway...

Part 3: Fast forward about 30 minutes later...
My bosses get settled and my male boss (talking to my co-worker) says 'hey, did you know that Carmen wants to fillet my fish?' I was distracted and forgot about what I had said about his fish tank the day before. I thought he was referring to the snip snip story (which he didn't overhear afterall).
I then stood up and said, OH No Mr. Bla bla, I wasn't talking about you. It was a former boss who got the snip. Then everyone started laughing... and I realized he was talking about the fish, not his fish....

UGH! So embarrassing.... I couldn't look at anyone in the eye for the rest of the day. My lady boss is a bit of a prude so I know she was unconfortable with what was said. Fortunately I have the day off today but I hope I can go to work on Monday without blushing again.

Pretty bad huh?