My most embrassing moment happened about six years ago. My friend Fazey and I had gone to high school together and have been friends for over 30 years. I was attending her daughter's graduation party when this happened. Fazey married a dairy farmer and lives in an old farm house in the courtry. The party was mostly held outdoors on picnic tables. I came by myself and I was wearing a blue paintsuit. I was sitting on a picnic table talking to a couple when a woman came over and started to sit down next to me with her plate of food, so being the polite person I am I scooted over. WELL, I now had a ton of splinters in my butt from the picnic table. I jumped up and at first had no idea what to do. Fazey was busy with all the guests, I had a 40 minute drive home, I couldn't sit down because of the splinters. I walked around a bit, trying to decide what to do. Finally our mutual friend arrived, there was Holly, another high school friend. Thank you God. I pulled her aside and told her what happened, she was laughing so hard the tears where rolling down her eyes. We went inside into the only bathroom in this house. I pulled my pants and panties down while Holly found a tweezer and for the next 15 minutes pulled the splinters out of my butt. Needless to say we were laughing so hard and telling jokes and after a bit people where knocking on the door, wondering what was going on in there and needing to use the bathroom. You know you have a good friend when they pull splinters out of your butt, that is all I can say.

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