I've had the bathing suit thing happen to me too when I was about 17.
It was a very high diving board...
My sister dared me to jump... and I, like an idiot, did.
My top came off and the bottom part went in my butt (major wedgie)...
To make things worse, I hurt my boobs (can you say boobs here) from the impact of the water.
This pain made me react and water went up my nose. I came back up coughing like I was dying, attracting even MORE attention.
All this for a stupid dare.
Another time I wore a sweater inside out to work without realizing it until I went to the bathroom and saw myself in the mirror.
Strange enough.... noone told me. I had gone to the post office and walked to the bank (passed a bunch of people too).
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