When Is A Lady Not Quite A Lady?

[Bengalz]

Edwina you look absolutely luscious And very much the lady, I might add

[kimlovescats]

What a beautiful shot! That should win a prize!

[Laura's Babies]

You GOT me! That cracked me UP!! All my babies jumped when I busted out laughing....

[Barbara]

A drop at her chin but not one spot on her ruffles. (As opposite to me who always has a white shirt when they serve spaghetti in the canteen )

[Randi]

Edwina, you look as pretty as ever, drop or not. Where's Eddie? He could come and help lick it off. Perhaps that's what you're waiting for.

[Pam]

How unthoughtful of your mom to not have a napkin (preferably cloth and monogrammed) right by your water bowl. Doesn't she know that a lady such as yourself should never be seen sporting a droplet of water on her furry mouth.

[Killearn Kitties]

Oh yes, surely the beautiful Lady E has a monogrammed napkin, freshly laundered for every meal? I would expect nothing less. It is so important to maintain standards at all times. One never knows when the paparazzi will appear.