Quote Originally Posted by Lady's Human
Your Momma went home on leave!

And what about the office microwave? Stuff splatters but NO ONE cleans the micro wave. WHAT do these people do in their own homes? Call MOM??

One place I worked, the boss was so disgusted he insisted the refrigerator be completely cleaned out every Friday night. Whatever was left, disappeared for the following Monday morning, not sure, but he worked out something.