We were trying to find homes for puppies once and this woman and her kid came out to look at them. This is how the conversation went:

Woman: We had a dog once that ran away. I hated that mutt. I'm glad it's gone, hope it's dead.

Me:

Kid: yeah it was really stupid.

Woman: Can I look at those puppies.

Me: Ummm...no.

Woman: Why?

Me: I don't think ya'll are the right kind of people for these pups.

And it went on and on like that until she got mad and dad told her to leave.