Cats will jump into your lap to have their bellies rubbed
GFs do too!

Getting out of bed at night, you have to climb over the cat.
ditto for the GF?

A cat will sit in front of you and babble incoherently.
Women use real words......incoherently!

Cats will check every bag you bring home from the market for treats,
Women look for chocolate.

On a cold night a cat will sleep on top of you.
GFs just steal the blankies!


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All the examples in this thread are for the non commericial use of the audience,
any resemblence to a relationship, living oif dead is purely coincidental.