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    cats versus girlfriends?

    Darn Gary you have got me & my house-hold pegged..
    Quote Originally Posted by catmandu
    A LADY WHO HAS HER PRIORITIES

    MUCH TO THE DELIGHT OF HER CAT.

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    Now that was some great reading! I loved it.

    As usual Richard, you never fail to entertain me.




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    Cats will jump into your lap to have their bellies rubbed
    GFs do too!

    Getting out of bed at night, you have to climb over the cat.
    ditto for the GF?

    A cat will sit in front of you and babble incoherently.
    Women use real words......incoherently!

    Cats will check every bag you bring home from the market for treats,
    Women look for chocolate.

    On a cold night a cat will sleep on top of you.
    GFs just steal the blankies!


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    cats fall asleep on the remote.
    ..............no comment......

    An grooming appointment for a cat has no set time.
    A hair appoinment for a woman has no set time.


    Cats can't drive.
    Women love to be driven around.

    Cats love to look out windows.
    Women love to look into windows when they shop.

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    cats versus girlfriends?

    Well Heck Now Richard you just let the Cat out of the Bag.. Darn did I just say that.. Anyway the Truth is Known Now..

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    Sounds about right,Richard...But I'm sure you don't mind all those things your girlfriend does

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    Cats get into your face when you wake up.
    Girlfriends wait until you get to the BR.

    Cats always check the glass you are drinking out of.
    Women want you to put down a coaster.

    Cats will always bother you during the Super Bowl.
    Women gp shopping.
    The secret of life is nothing at all
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    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

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    LOL! This thread is hilarious!

    Zimbabwe 07/13


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    So, Why is it I want a cat now?

    Maybe it has something to do with that "Calendar Page "~

    This thread is Hilarious~ of course, it's a Richard Thread~~
    Rest in Peace Corinna~ Well Never Forget You~

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