I do not like football.
Chalk it up to sitting through 5 years of enforced attendance to losing high school football games. I attended a 5-year high school, was in the marching band, had to wear an orange wool band jacket (I'm allergic to wool) and our football team was so pathetic we - the marching band, would consider taking over the field just to salvage the players. I figured with a baritone saxophone held sideways, I could take down at least a couple of linebackers ... For two years, our team only one one game - and it was against the voc-tech school, so "didn't count."
So I'll be outside while the game is on, throwing a tennis ball for Lady ... or whoever else wants to chase it!
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