what are some of your favorite quotes?

[CathyBogart]

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it is too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

[Lobodeb]

This one is on my myspace profile, but I'm not sure who said it, "The most dangerous place in the world is between a mother and her child."

And in reference to long distance relationships (again, don't know who said it)
"Distance can ignite a strong flame and extinguish a weak one."