Polar Bear Father/Son Talk

One afternoon in the Artic, a father polar bear
and his son polar bear were sitting in the snow.
The son polar bear turned to his father and asked,
"Dad, am I 100% polar bear?"

The father polar bear replied, "Of course, son,
you're 100% polar bear."

A few minutes pass, and the son polar bear turns
to his father again and says, "Dad, tell me the
truth. I can take it. Am I 100% polar bear? No
brown bear or panda bear or grizzly bear?"

The father polar bear replies, "Son, I'm 100% polar
bear, your mother is 100% polar bear, so you are
definitely 100% polar bear."

A few more minutes pass, and the son polar bear
AGAIN turns to his father and says, "Dad, don't
think your sparing my feelings if it's not true.
I gotta know -- am I 100% polar bear?"

The father polar bear was distressed by this
continued questioning and asked his son, "Why do
you keep asking if you're 100% polar bear?"

"Because I'm freezing!"