Hi Brannigan!
This is Carina, a Golden girl from Connecticut. Both my mom and I think you are a beautiful boy. We also like your name very much, it sounds so "manly." Congratulations on being our Dog of the Day, a very well deserved honor and worth a couple of car rides and and extra treats.
I have to tell you that I would welcome burglars too, and they wouldn't even have to offer a ride, just showing at the door would do it. Well, we may not be great guard dogs, but we are wonderful anyway. Hugs, kisses, and belly rubs to you from Carina and mom.