Bowser here ~

I wondered whut wuz UP on Wednesday ... ebberbuddie 'cept ME got grub on Tuesday nite ...
and NO amount of Jumpin Around an *whinin* seemed like it wuz gonna change things!
Hope they all enjoyed my tummie *GROWLIN* all nite! An no Brunch, either!
What da heck!??? --- New Dad is "helpin" me onna pee trip --- *ketchin* a sample!

Bus Driver sez "Let'z GO!" at 2:30 PM - we all jump inna Bus ...
Ooooooh - looks familiar ... ??
Sumpin's phisshie ... I'z da only one gettin out wiff New Dad ... Klipp & Klopp stay inna Bus.

OK - did is da FANCIE White Coat Lab - da "posh place" - Doc Mike's Buddies werk here.
In we go ... jump onna measurin table ... dial sez 29.5 ...
I'z LOST a whole number since I've been onna Steak-Inna-Kan food!
TOLD Ya I otta get more onna plate!

We sine in ... get led into Room #1 ... In comez dat Nice Doc B ... I getz a Big *Skritch*. Hi Doc!!

New Dad tosses me onna Exam Table - "Check his EARZ -
he keeps putttin his good foot inna Right Ear."
<Peeks in wiffa Scope> ... "Nuffin wrong in here! Squeekie Kleen!"
<Memo to self> Don't *scratch* earz whilst New Dad is *lookin*!

Doc sez he's gonna go *warm up da machine* ... *Cute Lil Thing* in skrubbies comes in
an hooks me up --- "He'll be right back" she sez ... an Off we Go!

Back inna *flash* --- *Cute Lil Thing* sez I wuz Really GOOD!
Doc comez back in - duzint look *Happie* at all ...

"NUTZ! - He's STILL GOT the Stone in there! ... I was sure The Food would disolve it by now!
We'll check his sample --- I'll call you inna morning and we'll know more then.

Mornin tele-dinger call dint help much ...
Doc sez I gotz a "Urinary Infeckshun" ... he'll call Doc Mike an we gotta go pick up sum pillz.

Plan is I get ta eat Steak-Inna-Kan Loaf fer at least anudder month ---
Then we re-test ta see wht's up wiffa Rock inna Bladder.

Da Pill Jug sez "Baytril 68 mg - 1/2 pill every 12 hours"
New Dad *tossed* me a half ... <munch> ... *UGGH*! ... <spit-tooie>


OK - OK - I'll swaller it!! Geeze ... whatta GRUMP he can be!

We're hopin da Infeckshun is causin the "minor leakage" problems I have every wunst inna while.
An it'd sure be nice iffin da Rock would disolve ... kuz da only udder way to get rid of it
is ta install a Zippur an do a Sir Jury job ... not good fur an Old Guy like me!

Da Bum Paw & Leg --- Left Side still not werkin too hot.
But da Udder Side - da RIGHT Rear --- is werkin purdy well ... a lil *shakey* at tymes -
but it getz me around wiffout too much trubbel.

Iffin you can Spare a Prayer - I guess I could use it.
THANKS fur Thinkin of me!!

***WAGGS***
/s/ Bowser