I can't even stop laughing to think of anything I have done like this.
These are hilarious!!

I think I have done the go potty command (ours is "get busy") with my boyfriend, but he didn't get on all fours....that was way too funny!!!

On the same go potty subject....my brother, sister and mom use the command "take a break". So at work when someone says I'm going to go take a break, I giggle.