you know when you've been around dogs too long when..

[M&M's Mommy]

My 3M are trained to pee when I give them the "go pee" command. A while ago, I wanted to ask my hubby if he wanted to use the bathroom before I was taking a shower by saying in a stern voice, "honey, go pee"
He immediately bent down to go on all fours to the bathroom.

It was the most hilarious thing I've ever seen my hubby doing

By the way when I said so, Missy also peed right there and then on the living room - my fault, obviously, so we had a good laugh about it, instead of taking her outside to the right spot. The poor baby looked so confused!

[borzoimom]

Hey you all- read " Staples Out" in general. I typed " vet" almost deleted it, when giggled at myself instead of doctor... lol..

[binka_nugget]

I once turned my boyfriend's head to face me, pointed my finger and said "NO!" instead of asking him to stop doing something.. I hadn't realized what I had done until he pointed it out. Now he won't stop bugging me about it.

[GreyhoundGirl]

I once turned my boyfriend's head to face me, pointed my finger and said "NO!" instead of asking him to stop doing something.. I hadn't realized what I had done until he pointed it out. Now he won't stop bugging me about it.

*giggles* But you were just training him!

[cali]

lol lets see...

I have done the vet/doctor thing..

umm I clicker trained my best friends little sister!

I trained my best friend to walk on the sidewalk lol she was always walking in the middle of the road, so I would walk out grab her by the arm pull her onto the sidewalk and start praising her on the other hand, it worked!

[Taz_Zoee]

I can't even stop laughing to think of anything I have done like this.
These are hilarious!!

I think I have done the go potty command (ours is "get busy") with my boyfriend, but he didn't get on all fours....that was way too funny!!!

On the same go potty subject....my brother, sister and mom use the command "take a break". So at work when someone says I'm going to go take a break, I giggle.

[Dorothy39]

Hey you all- read " Staples Out" in general. I typed " vet" almost deleted it, when giggled at myself instead of doctor... lol..

I've said that too, as in ~ If this doesn't improve, I'm calling the Vet, er, Doctor~

I confess, I've gone to the Dogs everyone!

[lute]

LOL! we are definatly a lot of dog lovers! I know i fall into the telling your friends to sit and stay catigory.

[Twisterdog]

I'm a groomer, but I also give a lot of "human" haircuts on the side.

I have grabbed people by the chin, hair, ears, etc. and turned their head to the angle I want.

They freak out, of course.

I have to explain, "I'm so sorry. I'm not used to giving haircuts to anyone who understands, "Turn your head to the left a little and look up.""