" Dear Company A-
I filled in my application and interviewed thus and such a day. I have yet to hear to a response- well if you do not want me, at least let me know as I may pursue other options. I wanted to work for you, but you cant see the forrest for the trees in the assets and contribution I would make to company. So- I am saving you the ax to clear the trees- If you ever come back to reality- let me know..." ( ROFLMAO -OUCH!)
YES THIS IS TOTALLY A JOKE!! But I bet it made you smile... teehee..