Ummmmmm ..... ok.
How long does this go on? All week until the next Thursday?
I DO know what an Orc is ... as long as it's a JRRT Orc.
Not quite sure about this, but we'll see.
Here's my joke, at any rate ... and a Wyoming joke to boot:
A Wyoming cowboy is seated next to a pompous minister on an airplane.
The stewardess arrives and asks the cowboy if he would like a drink. He orders a Jack Daniels and Coke.
She then asks the minister is he would like a drink. He replies, "I would rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let alcohol touch my lips!"
At that, the cowboy hands his drink back to the stewardess and says, "So would I, Maam. I didn't realize that was an option."
"We give dogs the time we can spare, the space we can spare and the love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made" - M. Facklam
"We are raised to honor all the wrong explorers and discoverers - thieves planting flags, murderers carrying crosses. Let us at last praise the colonizers of dreams."- P.S. Beagle
"All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring; Renewed shall be blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king." - J.R.R. Tolkien
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