Thursday 192- THe last Thursday of the 2006

[Twisterdog]

Ummmmmm ..... ok.

How long does this go on? All week until the next Thursday?

I DO know what an Orc is ... as long as it's a JRRT Orc.

Not quite sure about this, but we'll see.

Here's my joke, at any rate ... and a Wyoming joke to boot:

A Wyoming cowboy is seated next to a pompous minister on an airplane.

The stewardess arrives and asks the cowboy if he would like a drink. He orders a Jack Daniels and Coke.

She then asks the minister is he would like a drink. He replies, "I would rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let alcohol touch my lips!"

At that, the cowboy hands his drink back to the stewardess and says, "So would I, Maam. I didn't realize that was an option."

[dukedogsmom]

Twister, that was a good one! Happy New Year everyone. I'm so glad for 2006 to be gone. May this year be so much better.

[wombat2u2004]

Ummmmmm ..... ok.

How long does this go on? All week until the next Thursday?

I DO know what an Orc is ... as long as it's a JRRT Orc.

Not quite sure about this, but we'll see.

Here's my joke, at any rate ... and a Wyoming joke to boot:

A Wyoming cowboy is seated next to a pompous minister on an airplane.

The stewardess arrives and asks the cowboy if he would like a drink. He orders a Jack Daniels and Coke.

She then asks the minister is he would like a drink. He replies, "I would rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let alcohol touch my lips!"

At that, the cowboy hands his drink back to the stewardess and says, "So would I, Maam. I didn't realize that was an option."

Hehehehehe....good one !!!!

[Killearn Kitties]

Haggis?? Did I hear someone say they wanted haggis? If only I had known earlier. I've made steak pie for everyone. That is traditional at New Year here, with or without the kidney.

[Lady's Human]

KK,

How about we ditch the Haggis, and you bring some finnan haddie to the bar?

[Dorothy39]

Thanks for the Clean Jokes Twisterdog and Wombat

KK~

The steak Pie is delicious!!!

Richard~

Thanks for Reving up the Ol Jukebox with that song~

Mario~

Let's Sway ( Mario is out folks, I warned him that I could out dance a Clever Monkey)


DDM~ It will be a Great New Year!!!



Happy New Year Everyone!!!!!!

[wombat2u2004]

And a happy new year to you to Dorothy.
Hope it will be a good one for you

[RICHARD]

KK, I'll try some haggis!

I've had crow on occasion, So what's a little intestinal fortitude?

LH,
Does Finnan Haddie have a sister?

CS, the things you will learn here...it's not all a waste of time!

D39, thank you and HNY to you too!

Wombat...

HNY

And HNY to the rest of you all!

[cyber-sibes]

Haggis?? Did I hear someone say they wanted haggis? If only I had known earlier. I've made steak pie for everyone. That is traditional at New Year here, with or without the kidney.

I thought haggis was a myth ....maybe what I heard was "legendary"?
Either way, I 'll take a slice of steak pie instead, thank you.
Very funny jokes from the newbies! I'll pass those on
I'm pretty new here too. Figured out Mario & Orc, but thanks for the explanation about the black hole...I wondered where all this weird stuff came from!