A few *bein sick* tipz...
Hi, Leonardo ~ Boots, da Kat, here ~
Hope youze startin ta feel a lot better!
Here'z a few "tips" an Wurdz fur da Wyze bout bein *sicklee* ~
Duzint pay to go offa grub wagon too long... Dad wuz gettin reddy to start pushin krunchiez down inna tummy wiffa *pill*shooter*gun*
! He figgered I duzint chew half of em ennieway, so a few hole wunz inna tummy wuz better than nuffin
.
I did wyze up an started eetin krunch - but I got dumm an dint drink ennie wadder... THAT dint last verry long! Ya mitta red bout this on my Vet thred...
Dad gotz a old Owwie Sticker an took the pointy end off - jest used the syringe body like a sqwirt gun to pump wadder downa hatch... *UgggggH!*
Morul uvva storrie tail = Ya better keep eatin, drinkin, an takin yer pillz ~
Kuz yer Mawmee'z a LOT bigger 'n you - an thoz durn pozzabul thumz da Hoominz gotz make it purdy eezy ta *pry* yer mouff open an jam stuff in!
Try ko-operatin wiffa Mawmee - Itz a LOT better than *fightin* whut ya kant win.
An youze gonna feel a LOT better, too! 
/s/ Yer fellow sikkie; Boots, da Kat
/s/ Cinder, Smokey & Heidi
R.I.P. ~ Boots, Bowser, Sherman, & Snoopy
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