OMG! We'z 'barussed an <blushin>...

Dad sez yur all too urlee - that we gotz anudder
3-hunnert ta go affore we 'z suppozed ta get
ennie congratz.

AND he sez we'z jest a kupla
<< BIG Mouff Muttz

wiff puter-pawz ta match!

TANKz, Dad! !

An now Boots, da Kat, wuntz a puter fur HIZZELF at da Ranch!

But TANKz fur allua Kind Wurdz - we'z gonna keep poundin away an try ta make it to a Thouzand...
Hope y'all kan stand ta lissin to da Tailz.