Do you buy Iams?

[Blue_Frog]

*note: Do not use this method to try and loose weight, I've tried it, IAMS is horrible tasting, it's dry really crunchy and very salty. VERY bland. (yes, I taste test Jenny's food. )

*lol* you should market this as the next big human weight-loss fad - "All Dog Food, All The Time! Watch the Pounds Melt Off!" -- you could make millions on the book tour alone

And yep, i used to hide under the porch when I was really little and share milk-bones with my dog ... mmmm... crunchy!

[TamanduaGirl]

(originaly seen in email as the purina diet)

Woman in line behind me askes if I'm buying that big bag of food for a dog?

told her that no, I'm starting The Iams Diet. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Iams nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again again although I probably shouldn't -- I had ended up in the hospital last time, but I lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with the story, particularly a big tall guy who was behind the woman.

Horrified, she asked why I ended up in the hospital -- had the Purina made me sick? I told her no; I'd been sitting in the middle of the street licking my self and a car hit me.

[GreyhoundGirl]

*lol* you should market this as the next big human weight-loss fad - "All Dog Food, All The Time! Watch the Pounds Melt Off!" -- you could make millions on the book tour alone

And yep, i used to hide under the porch when I was really little and share milk-bones with my dog ... mmmm... crunchy!

lol. It's true, though. The more I fed her, the lighter she became.

[mugsy]

Just an FYI, Nutro has added soybean oil to the food and is causing allergic reactions in some dogs. Mike has converted 22 dogs off of Nutro (even though we still have some in the store) because they had drainage from their ears. Everyone has come back and thanked him for the change because their dogs are healthy again. They added stuff so that they can sell it at Wal-mart now.