A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new
> hearing aid. It cost
> me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the
> art."
> "Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"
> "Twelve thirty."
>
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> Morris, an 82 year old man, went to the doctor to
> get a physical. A few
> days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the
> street with a gorgeous
> young lady on his arm.
> A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to the man
> and said, "You're really
> doing great, aren't you?" Morris replied, "Just
> doing what you said,
> doctor: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.' "
> The doctor said, "I said 'you've got a heart
> murmur...be careful.' "
>
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> As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway,
> his car phone rang.
> Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently
> warning him, "Herman, I just
> heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong
> way on 280 Interstate.
> Please be careful."
> "It's not just one car," said Herman. "It's
> hundreds of them!"
>
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> An elderly gent was invited to his old friends' home
> for dinner one evening.
> He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded
> every request to his wife
> with endearing terms -- "Honey, My Love, Darling,
> Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc."
> The couple had been married almost 70 years and,
> clearly, they were still
> very much in love.
> While the wife was in the kitchen, the man leaned
> over and said to his host,
> "I think it's wonderful that, after all these years,
> you still call your
> wife those loving pet names."
> The old man hung his head, "I have to tell you the
> truth, " he said, "I
> forgot her name about 10 years ago."