ROTFLOL!!! Oh my, let e wipe the tears from my eyes - whew! That was funny! I love wrapping gifts! I have a paper fetish and keep bits of interesting stuff forever. We wrap customer's clothes at work, and I'll tell you, mine are as close to perfect as can be. I watch some of the other girls wrap and it drives me up a wall ---- "Here, let ME do that"!
Here is the conversation I had with my husband in the car tonight:

Me "I still have to wrap some gifts tonight"
Him "Can't we just put them in one of those big bags?"
Me "NO, I'll wrap them"
Him "Just stick it in one of those bags."

I rest my case. i have to go wrap now.
Merry Christmas!