Wrap this ....

[Cinder & Smoke]

... the Three Wise Men: Gaspar, Balthazar and Herb ? ...

* If you're giving a hard-to-wrap gift, skip the wrapping paper!
Just put it inside a bag and stick one of those little adhesive bows on it.
This creates a festive visual effect that is sure to delight the lucky recipient

and HERB ??

OMG! ... I almost wet my pants. ... Still laffin!

As for the Male of the species and Gift Wrappin ...
My Dad was a Bag-It kinda guy. And that was before they made "decorative" bags!
Dad would lay out a sheet of wrapping paper,
place the gift in the center,
gather & lift up the 4 corners,
then *choke* the paper together midway between the gift and the 4 corners.
A wrap of Scotch Tape around the *choke* point to hold 'er tight;
then apply The Ribbon over the *choke* point!

And WALLAH! ~ It's "wrapped"!