I ran all the way to the Cyber Bar again~ and I know my money isn't any good here now

Sooo, I've made up a Clean Joke to share~

An elderly woman consulted a "medium" , in Hopes of communicating with her desceased Husband during the Christmas Season~

When she arrived at the address , that was printed on a small white business card, she was politely escorted to a small candle lit room and given a seat among several guests at a table.

Everyone joined hands and closed their eyes as the "medium" entered into a trance, calling upon the soul of her Dear Husband, Chester

A few moments later, the table trembled, the candle flames flickered, and then, the voice of her Dearly Departed Chester came through, and filled the room~

"Chester, Darling", the elderly woman responded , " Is it really YOU?"

"Yes, Honey", came the soft reply ~

"OH, Chester, My Dear~ She said, " I know you must be in Heaven~

"Can you tell me What Heaven looks like?"

A long pause~

" I see wide open blue skies, spacious snow covered prairies that spread as far as my eyes can see, below the distant Mountains , and Fresh Flowing Streams~

The elderly Woman was amazed~ and exclaimed:

"Chester, I've never pictured Heaven looking at all like that"!!!

Where as , Chester replied;

"Heaven, Who said I was in Heaven?"~ "I'm a Bull, in Colorado"

Now, can I have have some egg nog? ( with a sprinkle of nutmeg?)