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  1. #391
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    One six hour nap
    In front of a fireplace-
    Caliente gato!
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

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    Wrapping Christmas gifts,
    Roll of paper, tags and tape
    Kitty cat playtime!

    Writing Christmas cards,
    Swat the pen out of Mom's hand...
    Ha, ha! Gotcha, Mom!

    Winter time is here
    Cassie loves to watch the snow
    Falling softly down.
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

  3. #393
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    infra red scanner
    Homes in on my body heat
    Let me sleep, Edward!

    Some midnight snacking?
    kneading bread dough on my back.
    Four in the morning?

  4. #394
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    Photosynthesis?
    I search out the sunny spot
    Warm nap in afternoon?
    Last edited by RICHARD; 01-16-2007 at 12:46 PM.

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    A cold windy night
    Four warm paws, stuck to my side
    Oh, please watch the claws?

  6. #396
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    Cat Haiku

    Writing out some bills --
    Ball point pen, make the check out.
    POW! Pens are cat toys.
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

  7. #397
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    Frio Gato

    Two degrees outside,
    Cat in window, looking out…
    Does she feel the cold?

    Electric blanket
    Meant to keep a person warm,
    Kitty takes over.

    Three o’clock AM
    Cold nose nudges my warm hand;
    Cat wants warm bed too.
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

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    Un frio gato?
    Calientito en cama-
    Hacele campito!

    (A cold cat?
    Warm in bed
    Give it a little room!)
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

    No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.

  9. #399
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    Un chaton tout froid?
    Alors reviens dans mon lit.
    La chaleur pour tous

    (An all cold kitty?
    So come in my bed
    warmth for everyone)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbara
    Un chaton tout froid?
    Alors reviens dans mon lit.
    La chaleur pour tous

    (An all cold kitty?
    So come in my bed
    warmth for everyone)

    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

    No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.

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    Five o'clock A.M.
    Sleeping person, hungry cat,
    Wake up! I need food!

    Five fifteen A.M.
    Awake human, sated cat
    Sleeping in warm bed.
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

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    Quote Originally Posted by cassiesmom
    Five o'clock A.M.
    Sleeping person, hungry cat,
    Wake up! I need food!

    Five fifteen A.M.
    Awake human, sated cat
    Sleeping in warm bed.

    Then, at six o'clock
    Four paws on my cranium.
    Hey, Goodbye Sandman!
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

    No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.

  13. #403
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    Quote Originally Posted by lailamara
    You're always typing
    Well, let's see you ignore me
    Sitting on your hands.
    YEAH! Look at her!

    I'm sitting at the computer in this. Iwas typing, but she marched up and flopped on my arm. I had to take a picture of it :] Enjoy!

    You locked me in here!
    I was just taking a nap!
    Let me out right now!

    I'm taking a nap
    What do you think you're doing?
    Getting up? No way!
    in on the joke and i cant stop laughing

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    Five o'clock A.M.
    Sleeping person, hungry cat,
    Wake up! I need food!

    Five fifteen A.M.
    Awake human, sated cat
    Sleeping in warm bed.

    Then, at six o'clock
    Four paws on my cranium.
    Hey, Goodbye Sandman!
    Five o'clock P.M.
    This is from 12 hours ago!
    I hate leftovers, Mom!
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

  15. #405
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    Quote Originally Posted by RICHARD
    cat rear maybe a
    sign of love but i prefer
    the end with whiskers
    Cat jumps onto bed
    Head bumps, then a sign of love
    That "one-eyed salute"
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

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