One of my favorites
judge to defendant:You have the right to trail by jury,but you may waive that right.What do you wish to do?
Defendant: (hesiates)
Lawyer to defendant:Waive
Defendant:waves at the judge
and Pumpkin too
One of my favorites
judge to defendant:You have the right to trail by jury,but you may waive that right.What do you wish to do?
Defendant: (hesiates)
Lawyer to defendant:Waive
Defendant:waves at the judge
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oooo.......LMAO...........still LMAO..............more LMAO.............
thank God I was not present there when those conversations took place, or I would´ve peed myself..........just too funny not to laugh
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Wow. Too bad ignorance isn't painful, eh?
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These are very funny, although I doubt very original as I received the same thing in an e-mail with a different slant. The e-mail said they were statements made by doctors in their routine dictation. As you can see, many of them are medical in nature.
Nevertheless I still got a good laugh out of them, true happenings or not.
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