Disorder in the American Courts - excerpts

[borzoimom]

"ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in
his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?"

[Zippy]

LOL!
I was reading some of those in a book yesterday.

[Zippy]

here are some not listed:Court transquips
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Q:Why do you handle the family finances?
A:Becasue my mom and sister ain't that bright
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Q:
Doctor as a result of your examination of the plaintiff is the young lady pregnant?
A:The young lady is pregnant but not as a result of my examination
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Q:do you remember the context in which your husband brought the issue up?
A:Not really.I try not to listen when he talks

[Zippy]

One of my favorites
judge to defendant:You have the right to trail by jury,but you may waive that right.What do you wish to do?
Defendant: (hesiates)
Lawyer to defendant:Waive
Defendant:waves at the judge

[Husky_mom]

oooo.......LMAO...........still LMAO..............more LMAO.............

thank God I was not present there when those conversations took place, or I would´ve peed myself..........just too funny not to laugh

[Twisterdog]

Wow. Too bad ignorance isn't painful, eh?

[RedHedd]

That's why I LOVE the practice of law!