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    I was here last week and told a few jokes so I'm set for awhile. I also teased someone about their BM in my first post this week, so that kind of counts right?

    Well just for you I'll retell the one I made up but say it a bit different cuz I think it'll be better.

    How did the anteaters become tongue tied?

    They were trying to french kiss

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    Quote Originally Posted by TamanduaGirl
    I was here last week and told a few jokes so I'm set for awhile. I also teased someone about their BM in my first post this week, so that kind of counts right?

    Well just for you I'll retell the one I made up but say it a bit different cuz I think it'll be better.

    How did the anteaters become tongue tied?

    They were trying to french kiss
    Of course that counts! I haven't been too "present" as my mind is tied up with holiday plans - what to buy for whom, how much can I spend, etc. I dropped a bundle at the Lush store last night - all my Secret Santa gifts for the office are done. I bought so much there, I qualified for their free gift - a HUGE box full of wonderful Lush soaps, gels and bath bombs. I just might keep it for myself, or share it with the peeps here at Thursday's. I'm sure Mario would LOVE a Lush bubble bath! No, Mario, don't throw the bath bombs at Orc!

    A cuppa coffee with some peppermint whipped cream would sure hit the spot this morning. Happy shopping everyone and please don't be mauled at the malls!

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    While you're granting wishes, Santa,


    How about an early retirement for two of my co-workers, and a change of mind for one who IS retiring.

    (Why is it the competent ones leave and the incompetent ones stick around until they die on the job?!?!???)

    If you can't do that, I'll take a shot or ten of Jamesons on the rocks.

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    Hey can someone get me a hot cocoa with some peppermint schnapps? I could use a hit of something right now. Here ya go Lady, have one of my spice cookies. Here's some for you too, Mario and Nameless.
    RIP Lady, Thursday's won't be the same without you to cuddle with by the fire


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    Hey Santa, could you grant me this one wish? I wish that this spring thay it would be possible for moosmom and I to meet face to face? I love her very much. After that I can use a BIG DOTD!

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    Santa can make some wishes come true - but he stops at trying to control people's lives.

    So for LH, a shot of Jameson's and the other heavier request has been sent on to God.

    And to LOH, a peppermint schnapps with her cocoa and a congratulations on having two of the cutest elves ever to grace Thursdays!!

    As for David, now go out and get in that car ( it is new isn't it?) and drive to Donna and meet her face to face. When you return you will find a DOTD waiting for you (with an extra surprise from Santa).

    Hi Dorothy - where is your wish this year?

    Ho Ho Ho!!!!! -

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    I changed my wish list. All I want for Christmas is for the 3 men stranded on Mt. Hood to be found alive and able to be home with their families for Christmas. . .

    No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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