All things serve the Beam
LMAO ... what next!?
Ah well, it's comic relief, at least.
I'm a cancer, so I'm second best for accidents and fourth best for tickets. Makes sense, actually ... I have NEVER been in an accident that was my fault, and the last speeding ticket I had was about fourteen years ago.
Hey, I'm call my insurance agent and demanding a refund for my premiums all these years that they didn't know I was a Cancer!
"We give dogs the time we can spare, the space we can spare and the love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made" - M. Facklam
"We are raised to honor all the wrong explorers and discoverers - thieves planting flags, murderers carrying crosses. Let us at last praise the colonizers of dreams."- P.S. Beagle
"All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring; Renewed shall be blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king." - J.R.R. Tolkien
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