Quote Originally Posted by Lady'sOtherHuman
I'll have some of that hot cocoa gini, what do I want for Christmas? I want a couple acres of land to grow Christmas trees on. I don't want anything real huge maybe just 3 or 4 acres. I'll plant it one acre at a time so I don't have to wait for all my trees to mature at once.
LOH, I GRANT YOUR WISH ONLY IF I CAN WALK THROUGH YOUR TREES
QUIETLY AND ALONE BEFORE YOU CHOP THEM DOWN AND SHIP THEM TO SEATTLE

THEY WERE TREELESS IN SEATTLE FOR A DAY OR SO I HEAR