THursday 190, HO HO HO?

[Lady'sOtherHuman]

Good morning everyone! Let me stoke the fire a bit, it is chilly this morning.

I'm making some hot cocoa - anyone want one too? Ah, Mario, yes, I see you little devil - here to help with the whipped cream are you?

Since this is the cyber bar and we can drink all we want and not suffer for our indulgences - I would think that we can do other things too...........like make everyone's Christmas wishes come true.

So, I am going to start................Here, MOFF, a brand new car for you for Christmas!

And for Karen.............PEACE ON EARTH! (oh, how I wish I could truly give this gift to everyone)

O.K. - who's next, making someone's wish come true?

I'll have some of that hot cocoa gini, what do I want for Christmas? I want a couple acres of land to grow Christmas trees on. I don't want anything real huge maybe just 3 or 4 acres. I'll plant it one acre at a time so I don't have to wait for all my trees to mature at once.

[gini]

I'll have some of that hot cocoa gini, what do I want for Christmas? I want a couple acres of land to grow Christmas trees on. I don't want anything real huge maybe just 3 or 4 acres. I'll plant it one acre at a time so I don't have to wait for all my trees to mature at once.

LOH, I GRANT YOUR WISH ONLY IF I CAN WALK THROUGH YOUR TREES
QUIETLY AND ALONE BEFORE YOU CHOP THEM DOWN AND SHIP THEM TO SEATTLE

THEY WERE TREELESS IN SEATTLE FOR A DAY OR SO I HEAR

[RedHedd]

Welcome to Thursday's, TamanduaGirl. The price of admission for your first time is one clean joke . Oh, and can Mario play with Pua? He'll be gentle, we promise!

[TamanduaGirl]

I was here last week and told a few jokes so I'm set for awhile. I also teased someone about their BM in my first post this week, so that kind of counts right?

Well just for you I'll retell the one I made up but say it a bit different cuz I think it'll be better.

How did the anteaters become tongue tied?

They were trying to french kiss

[RedHedd]

I was here last week and told a few jokes so I'm set for awhile. I also teased someone about their BM in my first post this week, so that kind of counts right?

Well just for you I'll retell the one I made up but say it a bit different cuz I think it'll be better.

How did the anteaters become tongue tied?

They were trying to french kiss

Of course that counts! I haven't been too "present" as my mind is tied up with holiday plans - what to buy for whom, how much can I spend, etc. I dropped a bundle at the Lush store last night - all my Secret Santa gifts for the office are done. I bought so much there, I qualified for their free gift - a HUGE box full of wonderful Lush soaps, gels and bath bombs. I just might keep it for myself, or share it with the peeps here at Thursday's. I'm sure Mario would LOVE a Lush bubble bath! No, Mario, don't throw the bath bombs at Orc!

A cuppa coffee with some peppermint whipped cream would sure hit the spot this morning. Happy shopping everyone and please don't be mauled at the malls!

[Lady's Human]

While you're granting wishes, Santa,


How about an early retirement for two of my co-workers, and a change of mind for one who IS retiring.

(Why is it the competent ones leave and the incompetent ones stick around until they die on the job?!?!???)

If you can't do that, I'll take a shot or ten of Jamesons on the rocks.

[Lady'sOtherHuman]

Hey can someone get me a hot cocoa with some peppermint schnapps? I could use a hit of something right now. Here ya go Lady, have one of my spice cookies. Here's some for you too, Mario and Nameless.

[Lady'sOtherHuman]

LOH, I GRANT YOUR WISH ONLY IF I CAN WALK THROUGH YOUR TREES
QUIETLY AND ALONE BEFORE YOU CHOP THEM DOWN AND SHIP THEM TO SEATTLE

THEY WERE TREELESS IN SEATTLE FOR A DAY OR SO I HEAR

Of course, you can Santa! The reindeer can as well if they would like. They would probably like the change of scenery from all that snow all the time.

[Lady'sOtherHuman]

Check this out guys, my two little elves. Aren't they cute?