Ask the Edster?

[catfamily]

This thread needed my full attention.So I had to make a pot of coffee,sit,read and enjoy
Tell Ed I said Hello and that my girls are always asking for him

[cassiesmom]

Ed, Cassie said to tell you the advantage of leaving a hairball on a clean floor is that you get to watch your hoomin clean that spot again. She thinks hairballs are better left on carpet, though. Makes for a more energetic reaction from the hoomin getting out the bottle of carpet cleaner.

[RICHARD]

This thread needed my full attention.So I had to make a pot of coffee,sit,read and enjoy
Tell Ed I said Hello and that my girls are always asking for him

Thanks for the thoughts and he E\dster sends his greeting to the girls....

No decaf for him.....He loves his rocket fuel!

Cassiesmom,

The Edster loves to see his dad go ballistic and keep a clean house.




Joycenalex,

Ed says...

Well,
The good stuff makes the me go wacky too....Think about that steak or favorite food you love so much.....

It's actually the thought of getting a 'fix'...Most junkies have to do it themselves. When you can get high by just sitting next to the storage bin and begging, what else do you need in life?

Someone to change the litter in the box and feed ya?

[rg_girlca]

Oh Edster, I didn't realize how wise you were.

You have answered so many questions that have had us puzzled for years.

Thank you.

[cassiesmom]

Dear Edster - When my cat appears to be staring at something I am unable to see, what is she really watching? When I see her eyes fixed on something, I know to look there -- but sometimes I can't for the life of me figure out what she sees... It must be something too small for my old eyes.

[RICHARD]

Dear Edster - When my cat appears to be staring at something I am unable to see, what is she really watching? When I see her eyes fixed on something, I know to look there -- but sometimes I can't for the life of me figure out what she sees... It must be something too small for my old eyes.

The Edster says-
I do it to make you think there is something out there.

It's a test to see if you are paying attention to me.
I laugh at you when you look.

Sincerely,

Ed D. Katz

[cassiesmom]

Dear, white, fluffy, floofy Ed ... Can you please tell me why it's necessary for a cat to always eat from the same side of her dish? Mlle. Cassie was meowing at me this morning at 3:15 AM for a refill of her dry food. Her favorite side of the dish was empty, but the opposite side still had kibble in it. What's in her kitty brain that "her" side had to be refilled instead of eating the kibble that was already in the dish?

[RICHARD]

Dear, white, fluffy, floofy Ed ... Can you please tell me why it's necessary for a cat to always eat from the same side of her dish? Mlle. Cassie was meowing at me this morning at 3:15 AM for a refill of her dry food. Her favorite side of the dish was empty, but the opposite side still had kibble in it. What's in her kitty brain that "her" side had to be refilled instead of eating the kibble that was already in the dish?

Ed says,

It has to do with thumbs, GPS and freshness!

First of all cats have internal GPS units that lead them to food. so we home in on exact coordinates! We also have no thumbs to turn the bowl around-our dexterity is kinda hampered by that fact. And we get to the freshness issue- I have looked for the expiration date on my bowl and cannot find one.
Why take a chance?

I hope this helps you understand the Feline Nation.