THursday 190, HO HO HO?

[RedHedd]

lvPets2002. Here, have a cookie!

[moosmom]

*bats eyelashes, puckers lips* Oh Davidp, you flatter me so!! Can I sit on your lap while you tell me your wishes???

[davidpizzica]

*bats eyelashes, puckers lips* Oh Davidp, you flatter me so!! Can I sit on your lap while you tell me your wishes???

Any time you want to, sweetheart! My lap and shoulder are yours. RICHARD,could I have two double eggnogs for Donna and me?

[DJFyrewolf36]

Hi there all! Just popping in to share a joke I got in my email:

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City ,
where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions
at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You
may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as
the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .
you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose
to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the
building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a
husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.



The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These menhave jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking."Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are
drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh mercy me" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she
goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are
drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong
romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and
the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no
men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women
are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as
you exit the building, and have a nice day!

I had to lol at this one for a few minutes today, so I had to share. Have a merry Thursday and Holidays everyone! I'll take an irish creme and a cookie if there is any left...

[gini]

Good morning everyone! Let me stoke the fire a bit, it is chilly this morning.

I'm making some hot cocoa - anyone want one too? Ah, Mario, yes, I see you little devil - here to help with the whipped cream are you?

Since this is the cyber bar and we can drink all we want and not suffer for our indulgences - I would think that we can do other things too...........like make everyone's Christmas wishes come true.

So, I am going to start................Here, MOFF, a brand new car for you for Christmas!

And for Karen.............PEACE ON EARTH! (oh, how I wish I could truly give this gift to everyone)

O.K. - who's next, making someone's wish come true?

[lvpets2002]

WoW over that Cyber Hangover.. Now Mario I told you to tell Richard it was me reaching over 3,000 post this week.. Now Mario who's name did you tell him??

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Here, MOFF, a brand new car for you for Christmas!

WOW!!! Thanks!!! It's the perfect color too!!!

I found a special on dvds today and got a double box set of some Red Skelton's tv shows. Anyone want to watch them with me? I love Red Skelton!!!

Mario wipe the whipped cream off your head and I'll pop some pop corn and we can watch the dvds and sip hot chocolate.

[TamanduaGirl]

Oh boy well if wishes are getting granted we need a list

Pua needs a man(tamandua man)
I'd like a nice house with a few acres in the woods
add my loans paid off and I'll be trilled.
Oh and pick up my male to on your trip he's in CO and haven't got to see him in a few months.

Or Santa you could make your work load a little lighter and just bring a winning lottery ticket and I'll get those things myself but you could still bring my man from ccolorado. I'm sure he'd enjoy a flying sleigh ride.

Hey wait that sounds fun. I want a flying sleigh ride too!

[Dorothy39]

I found a special on dvds today and got a double box set of some Red Skelton's tv shows. Anyone want to watch them with me? I love Red Skelton!!!

Why , of course~ Does Red do his impression of "Gertrude and Heathcliff?"

(However, I've still got to post ONE CLEAN JOKE~ )


Hi there Gini~(waves from across the room)

[Lady'sOtherHuman]

Good morning everyone! Let me stoke the fire a bit, it is chilly this morning.

I'm making some hot cocoa - anyone want one too? Ah, Mario, yes, I see you little devil - here to help with the whipped cream are you?

Since this is the cyber bar and we can drink all we want and not suffer for our indulgences - I would think that we can do other things too...........like make everyone's Christmas wishes come true.

So, I am going to start................Here, MOFF, a brand new car for you for Christmas!

And for Karen.............PEACE ON EARTH! (oh, how I wish I could truly give this gift to everyone)

O.K. - who's next, making someone's wish come true?

I'll have some of that hot cocoa gini, what do I want for Christmas? I want a couple acres of land to grow Christmas trees on. I don't want anything real huge maybe just 3 or 4 acres. I'll plant it one acre at a time so I don't have to wait for all my trees to mature at once.

[gini]

I'll have some of that hot cocoa gini, what do I want for Christmas? I want a couple acres of land to grow Christmas trees on. I don't want anything real huge maybe just 3 or 4 acres. I'll plant it one acre at a time so I don't have to wait for all my trees to mature at once.

LOH, I GRANT YOUR WISH ONLY IF I CAN WALK THROUGH YOUR TREES
QUIETLY AND ALONE BEFORE YOU CHOP THEM DOWN AND SHIP THEM TO SEATTLE

THEY WERE TREELESS IN SEATTLE FOR A DAY OR SO I HEAR