Oh my...hello Santa. I won't sit on your knee because I'll probably break it. Instead I'll just sit on this stool.

You know, I'm really not sure what I want for Christmas. I could use about $200,000 so I pay off my mortgage and have some savings. I could use a new car. I could use a huge travel fund. But those are all selfish desires. I think what I would like most is for everyone to just get along. It seems that people nitpick too much about things that won't matter 50 yrs from now. Santa, can't we all just hug one another and help each other out? Yeah, that's what I really want.

Oh yes, I could really use a double BM too!