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    Don't have time to shop
    To gift wrap or decorate
    What to give parents?

    Pine needled hairballs
    Christmas gift to mom and dad!
    Home made is the best!

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    My unca Richard
    Can read my mind as Eddie
    Taught him all he knows

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    A cat whisperer?
    Or the anticipation
    of an evil thought??

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    potted poinsettas
    hanging christmas cards, lights, tree?
    My own cat playground?
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

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    Cat Haiku

    An uppercase Q
    Purring and swishing his tail
    Patient, waits for U

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    One six hour nap
    In front of a fireplace-
    Caliente gato!
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

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    Wrapping Christmas gifts,
    Roll of paper, tags and tape
    Kitty cat playtime!

    Writing Christmas cards,
    Swat the pen out of Mom's hand...
    Ha, ha! Gotcha, Mom!

    Winter time is here
    Cassie loves to watch the snow
    Falling softly down.
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

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    Cat Haiku

    Writing out some bills --
    Ball point pen, make the check out.
    POW! Pens are cat toys.
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

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    Five o'clock A.M.
    Sleeping person, hungry cat,
    Wake up! I need food!

    Five fifteen A.M.
    Awake human, sated cat
    Sleeping in warm bed.

    Then, at six o'clock
    Four paws on my cranium.
    Hey, Goodbye Sandman!
    Five o'clock P.M.
    This is from 12 hours ago!
    I hate leftovers, Mom!
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

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    Quote Originally Posted by RICHARD View Post
    One six hour nap
    In front of a fireplace-
    Caliente gato!
    Big hugs for you, Edward D., caliente gato!
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

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