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[dogzr#1]

*Elizabeth runs into a room. Pintel and Ragetti follow her. Liz wacks Pintel on the head with a bed warmer. She tries to do the same with Ragetti*

Ragetti- Gotcha! *Liz opens the bed warmer, all the coals inside fall on ragetti*
Ragetti- Ouch! It's hot! She burned me!
Pintel- come on!

*Liz runs out to the stairs but is blocked by Pintel and Rags. A shandelier falls and Liz runs to a door. She blocks the door with this candlestick thing so that they cant open it. She runs to try to grab a sword from this thingy but the sword wont come out. Pintel and Rags start bashing down the door and Liz runs to hide*

Pintel- We know you're here, Poppet.

Rags- Poppet...

Pintel- Come out, and we promise we wont' hurt you.

Rags- Eh? *Pintel rolls his eyes and Rags smiles*

Pintel- We will find you Poppet. You've got something of ours and it calls to us... the gold calls to us. *sees a messed up corner of the rug by a cabinet*

Pintel- Hello Poppet. *opens the doors*

Liz- Parley!

Rags- What?

Liz- Parley! I invoke the right of parley! According to the code of the bretheren, set down by the pirates morgan and bartholemew, you have to take me to your captain.

Pintel- I know the Code.

Liz- If an adversary demands Parley, you can do them no harm until the parley is complete.

Rags- To blazes with the code!

Pintel- *Angrily* She wants to be taken to the Captain! *calls down* And She'll go without a fuss. We must honor the code.

[GreyhoundGirl]

Will and Mr Ugly are fighting

Mr. Ugly) Say good-bye!
Turner) trying to sound cool like Jack ) Good-Bye.


Sees Liz: Elizabeth
Sees Will) Will

Pirate) Outta my way, Scum! (knocks will out)

BOOM!

Cell-Dude) My sympathies, freind, you've no manner of luck at all.

Jack) come on doggie, tha'sa good boy. Come on doggie. It's jus' you and me now, it's you and ol' Jack!

Hears crashing, dog runs off with keys]

This aint the armoury.
Well, look what we have here, twigg. Captain Jack Sparrow. Last I saw you you were all alone, on some godforsaken island, shrinking into the distance. [points up to location ] his fortunes aren't imporved much.

Jack) worry about your own fortunes, gentlemen, the deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutinniers.

Grabs Jack's throat] [Jack sees skeleton arm] Jack) so there is a curse, that's interestin'

You know nothing of hell. [they leave]

Jack loking at bone] that's very interesting

[dogzr#1]

(You 'fangirl'! You missed a line!)

"come on doggie, tha'sa good boy. Come on doggie. It's jus' you and me now, it's you and ol' Jack! Come on you filthy, slimey, mangy cur!" *guard falls and scares off dog* "No, no no no no! I didnt mean it! I did-..."

Ok, now that that is cleared up...

*Creepy music playing. Pans upon the Black Pearl and Liz being carried aboard it. She's in a rowboat along with all other pirates.*

*gets on deck and sees Bo'Sun*

Bo'Sun- "I didn't know we was taking on captives"
Pintel- "Shes invoked the right of parley with captain barbossa"
Elizabeth- "I'm here to negotiate-" *Bo'Sun backhands her*
Bo'Sun- You will speak when spoken to!

*His hand is grabbed by Barbossa*

Barbie- "And ye will not lay a hand on those under the protection of parley"
Bo'Sun- Aye, captain.
Barbie- "Apologies...Miss"
Liz- "Captain Barbossa, I'm here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities agains Port Royal"
Barbie- "They're a lot of long words in there miss, we're not but humble pirates. What is it you want?"
Liz- "I want you to leave and never come back"
Barbie- "I'm disinclined to aqueisce(sp?) to your request...Means 'no'"

[lovethatpug]

LIZ Very well. I'll drop it.
BARBOSSA Me holds are burstin' with swag. That bit of shine matters to us? Why?
LIZ It's what you've been searching for. I recognized the ship. I saw it eight years ago on the crossing from England .
BARBOSSA Did ya, now?
LIZ Fine. Well, I suppose if it is worthless then there's no point in me keeping it.
BARBOSSA No! Ah.
BARBOSSA You have a name, Missy?
LIZ Elizabeth... Turner. I'm a maid in the Governor's household.
BARBOSSA Miss Turner...?

[GreyhoundGirl]

a new POTC fangirl has joined our ranks!

BTW: you missed a line too, I guess I'm a polite fangirl. LOL

[GreyhoundGirl]

pintel) Bootstrap

Barbossa)And how did a maid come to own a trinket such as that, family heirloom, perhaps.

Lizzie) I didn't steal it, if that's what you mean.

Barbossa) Very well, ye hand it over and we'll put yer town to our rudder, and ne'er reture.

[she hands it over]

Lizzie ) Our bargain?

Bo'Sun) still the guns and stow 'em, signal the man and make quick to clear post!

[dogzr#1]

Liz- Wait! You have to take me ashore! According to the code of the Order of the Bretheren-

Barbossa- First, your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement, secondly, you have to be a pirate for the pirates' code to apply and you're not. Thirdy, the code is more what you call...'guidelines' ( I LOVE how he says that word) than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner!

*Switch Scenes*

*Will is lying in the middle of the street. He wakes up and goes over to Norrington and Co.* They've taken her. They've taken Elizabeth!

Norri- Mr.Murtogg, remove this man.

Will- We have to hunt them down...we must save her!

Gov. Swann- And where do you purpose we start? If you have any information concerning my daughter, please share it.

Murtogg- That Jack Sparrow...he talked about the Black Pearl.

Mullroy- Mentioned it is more what he did.

Will- Ask him where it is. Make a deal with him, he could lead us to it.

Norri- No, the pirates who invaded this fort left Sparrow locked in his cell, ergo they are not his allies. *to Gov. Swann* Govenor, we will establish their most likely course-

Will- *throws/stabs/whatevers his hatchet into the map* That's not good enough!

(BTW- haha i guess I'm a mean and vicious fangirl! XD )